Evil Voices Lie When They Say You're Alone
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Hey Gen Z If you are enjoying the Toxhards and their fatalistic loser-rock you should check out LUDO and their fatalistic loser-rock.
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All the milfs in impulse 1995
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they are the embodiment of friendship to me, the blorbiest blorbos to ever blorbo, never before have i seen a group with such a strong trans and autistic energy, they live rent free in my head, they-
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I’m not coloring it but here is Huge Bart (stringbean Bart is the nickname I gave him) embracing Meloni because you are never too old or too big for your mamas love!!
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I have 2 days off- besides finishing a zine piece I wanna read something: what should I be reading
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i re-read the Brentwood Arc for the 13th time in the time of this ao3 shutdown (praise be the ao3 otw volunteers yall are based and deserve the world) oh my god i have IDEAS for a tim drake/danny temple crackfic that i may never release into the wild
Do u know how fucking funny i could be if i ever decided to write a Father of the Bride (the 1991 one specifically) AU. Like,,,ik thats a rather niche AU but like,,,i could. Father of the Bride would work EXTREMELY well as an au.
Lemme explain: this could be a no capes au OR just a canon divergence post Red Robin 2009 bc i never read further past that bc it didnt spark joy
No capes au? Tim comes back from overseas after doing a business trip for Bruce as a 21 yr old (letting my boy outta dc’s forever 17 basement) or going off to college as like,,,a CompSci student for a whole year and now has to break it to his fam he’s engaged to a really sweet herpetologist (or geneticist either/or works bc wow he was WEIRD as hell too why was this 14/15 yr old reading about genetic sciences) aka my LOVE Danny Temple that he met at college. bonus points he’s the first one in the fam to make the leap for marriage bc thats SO fucking funny (i only do things for comedy)
Post-RR Era canon divergence au Tim decides he needs to take some time and figure out his head bc oh god my boy was a MESS holy shit and somehow (hes a nosey ass/affectionate) ends up in Kobra Cult messes and reconnects to his old friend Danny Temple. Fast forward at least several wacky hijinks, a Danny Tim Road Trip 2.0, long distance pining, some personal crises, emotional revelations and like,,2 years later, tim brings danny home for dinner and hopefully not a funeral bc they both decided they wanted each others disaster selves. More shenanigans.
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very sensitive very aggressive
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Tim: *scheming face*
Jack: just like his mother used to make
Tim: dad you can’t stop me! I’m doing this because I know it’s the right thing to do!
Jack, having flashbacks to Janet going on rants about each and every little thing bc he maybe got one statistic slightly wrong:
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It’s tru
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OKAY.
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I’m thinking about when deer get their antlers stuck together fighting
I’m thinking about
when deer get their antlers stuck
together fighting
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
My first haiku bot, and it’s a shitpost 😔
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i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they’re always like
“he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy” like babygirl i can’t be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital
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Ugh stop haunting the narrative you’re so annoying








